Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...