What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...