A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.