Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...