The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...