Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...