Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...