Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.