Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...