Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...