What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Seminars for a woman
|SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...