Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
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Food Better Than Men
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