Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...