Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...