White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...