Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!