Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.