Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...