Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...