Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...