Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...