Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...