Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...