Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...