Mind telling me the time?
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Unfamiliar with a term
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Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Cinderella
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Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...