Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...