Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...