In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it