On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...