Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.