Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...