Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...