Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...