The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...