Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...