Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.