Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...