The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...