Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...