A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...