One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...