Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
Politically correct seasons greetings
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Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Mind telling me the time?
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Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...