Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...