High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...