Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....