The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...