Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!