Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...