Crossed
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Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
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I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...