Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...